ISO stanky

No, I am not kidding. I really did post this to get back at someone.

From Craigslist:

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2 free tickets to tonight's Lion King performance (Anchorage, AK)

Date: 2009-09-04, 4:02PM AKDT
Reply to: sale-gxt8m-1359030740@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have two tickets to tonight's (Friday) Lion King performance in section 102, near the orchestra (= good seats).

The catch: I'm playing a prank on the people sitting in the seats next to these, and I want them to be sitting next to someone as obnoxious and stinky as possible. So, if you have a body odor similar to that of a goat, a problem with farting in public places, or a habit of carrying paper bags filled with dog poop in your large trench coat, these tickets are yours.

No, I am not kidding.

Face value is $77, but the right person gets them for free.

Call (907) 347-0144.

Location: Anchorage, AK
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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